Naked man strikes Again!

Well a year went by and...
This is also without embellishment! We have a little ritual Jim & I every so often we get a wild hair and drive to Reno, usually once or twice a year. We generally drink way too much and end up frequenting some of the talent at Reno's finest strip clubs (or titty bars as it is) and either stay in a room in town or as in this case sober up enough to drive home without getting a DUI. Anyway last time we held this little ritual I was almost sober (kinda like almost pregnant I guess) and headed out of town via Virginia street and just as we get onto 395 from Reno to Carson City (state capitol of Nevada ) I am rolling along in the warthog paying attention to driving, mind you that I own a '73 k5 blazer with a removable top, and as it was still summer it was a giant convertible. I look over and Mr. Ryan once again had removed all of his clothing and was touting the experience of a breeze of wind at 65+mph on his nether regions, and once again I was in stitches laughing again, this crazy bastard was naked as the day he was born and no matter what I said he would not put his clothes back on! So as long as I was clothed I really didn't give a damn whether he put is clothes back on or not! Thank God I wasn't pulled over by the NHP.
Well to make a short story shorter, the fool sat in the passenger seat all the way through the capitol without a stitch, and probably would have gone all the way back to the Lake like that, except for the fact as we were rolling down 395 we hadn't encountered any big rigs, that is until we went through Carson and one appeared ahead of us. I then reminded him that most 18 wheelers have radios and would love to report something like that to all who would listen,especially law enforcement! And as quick as he took em off they were back on again! None the wiser except for yours truly, who promised at the time that I would tell every living soul who would listen, and laugh of course! Well that's my story and every word is true, I swear on my mothers crypt! He is the only man I know that has been driven through the state capitol, any capitol anywhere!